1 ✡26:1: Songs 54Da Zif peopo go by Saul Gibeah side, an tell, “David stay hide on top da Hakilah hill, da side wea can see da boonies Judah side!”

2 So Saul go down real fas by da boonies nea Zif town, wit three tousan Israel army guys dat he wen pick fo look fo David aroun dea. 3 Saul dem make camp by da road, up dea on top da Hakilah hill wea can see da boonies Judah side. But David dem, dey stay inside da boonies now. He find out dat Saul wen come da boonies fo go afta him. 4 So he sen out infantry guys fo go aroun an watch wat Saul do. He find out from dem, az true dat Saul wen come dea. 5 Den David go out by da place wea Saul wen make camp. He see wea Saul an Abner, Ner boy, da main leada guy fo da army guys, lay down an sleep. Saul stay sleep inside da camp, an da army guys stay sleep aroun him.

6 Den David aks Ahimelek from da Het peopo, an Abishai Zeruiah boy, Joab braddah, “One a you guys like go wit me, down dea by Saul, inside his army camp?”

Abishai tell, “Shoots! Me, I go wit you!”

7 So nite time, David an Abishai go da army camp. Dey spock Saul stay sleeping inside da camp, wit his spear stuck inside da groun by his head. Abner an da army guys stay sleep all aroun him.

8 Abishai wispa to David, “Right now, God stay give you da powa ova dis guy dat stay agains you! Now! Lemme poke um wit dat spear one time an pin um to da groun. I no goin even need two time fo poke um.”

9 But David wispa back, “No way! No wipe da guy out! God goin punish anybody dat try fo hurt da guy God wen pick!

10 “Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive, same way I stay shua Saul goin mahke—maybe Da One In Charge goin be da One goin take um out. O maybe da time goin come fo him mahke regula kine. O maybe he come wipe out wen he stay fight one war. 11 ✡26:11: 1Sam 24:6No way dat Da One In Charge goin let me hurt da guy dat he wen pick! Now, go grab da spear an da watta canteen dat stay nea his head, an den me an you, we dig outa hea!”

12 So David take da spear an da watta canteen dat stay nea Saul head, an dey get outa dea. Nobody wen see um, o know bout um, o wake up. Dey all stay sleep cuz Da One In Charge wen make dem pass out sleep.

13 Den David go da odda side far away, an stan on top one hill plenny far from Saul. 14 He yell to da army guys an to Abner, Ner boy, “Hui! Abner! You no goin talk to me, o wat?!”

Abner yell back, “Eh! Who you tink you? Who stay yell fo wake up da king?”

15 David tell, “Eh! You real high makamaka now, aah?! From all da Israel peopo, no mo nobody betta fo fight den you! So! How come you neva guard yoa boss da king? Cuz had one army guy come inside yoa camp fo wipe out yoa boss da king, you know?! 16 You no shame, o wat?! No good, how you wen make! Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive, az how I stay shua, dat you an yoa guys gotta mahke, cuz you guys neva guard yoa boss, da one Da One In Charge wen pick! Look aroun you. Wea da king spear an da watta canteen dat stay nea his head?!”

17 Saul wake up, an he know from da voice, az David! He tell, “David my boy, az you stay yelling?!”

David tell, “Yeah, az me, my boss da king!” 18 Den David tell, “Eh boss! How come you stay chase me, yoa worka guy?! I neva do notting wrong! Fo wat you like punish me?! 19 Now, you da king, an you my boss. Az why I like you fo lissen wat I goin tell you. If Da One In Charge da One stay make you come agains me, den I goin make one sacrifice fo Da One In Charge, fo him smell um an know eryting stay good wit me an him, an den he no stay agains me no moa. But if all dis huhu jus come from peopo, I like Da One In Charge make shua dose buggahs get kahuna on top dem! Cuz wat get right now, is dis—dey wen throw me outa my land. Az why now, I no mo da right fo own my share dat Da One In Charge was suppose to give me! Jalike dey stay tell me, ‘Go way! Beat it! Go by da odda peopos an pray to dea gods, not oua God!’ 20 Now, my boss da king, no make me bleed an mahke inside one land wea I no can stay nea Da One In Charge! Wat da king fo da Israel peopo do, he stay come out hea jalike fo hunt ony one flea! Jalike somebody chasing one pheasant bird all ova da mountains.”

21 Den Saul tell, “Yeah, wat I wen do was bad! Go come back, David my boy! I promise, I no goin try hurt you one mo time. Today, you wen let me stay alive cuz you get respeck fo me. Fo shua, den, I wen ack stupid, an jam up fo real kine!”

22 David tell, “Hea, yoa spear! Let one a yoa guys come ova dis side an get um. 23 Da One In Charge, he make good to erybody wen dey do da right kine ting an wen dey stay tight wit him. Az why today, no matta Da One In Charge wen give me da powa fo hurt you, I neva like do dat, cuz you da guy Da One In Charge wen pick. 24 Fo shua I wen make to you jalike yoa life importan, wen I neva kill you today. So same ting, I like Da One In Charge show me respeck an no let you kill me, an get me outa all kine trouble too!”

25 Den Saul tell David, “God goin do plenny good kine stuff fo you, my boy David. Fo shua you goin do big kine tings an be da winna.”

So David go way from dea an Saul go back his place.