Da Seven Helpa Guys
1 Dat time had mo an mo peopo dat come Jesus guys. But get Jew peopo from places wea erybody talk da Greek language. Some a dem trus Jesus. But dey squawk agains da peopo dat talk da local Hebrew language, cuz ery day wen da church peopo make food fo da widows dat no mo notting, da local peopo neva help da widows dat talk Greek kine. Dey ony help da widows dat talk da local language. 2 So da Twelve Guys tell all da peopo dat trus Jesus fo come togedda. Dey tell, “Dass not right fo us guys fo stop teach wat God tell, jus fo us guys give food to da peopo dat need um. 3 So den, you braddahs pick seven guys from all you guys. Make shua dat erybody know dese guys get da Good An Spesho Spirit in charge a dem, an dey akamai. Us goin give dem da kuleana fo da food. 4 Az fo us twelve guys pray an teach wat God tell all da time.”
5 Erybody dea like wat Jesus guys tell. So dey pick Stephen, one guy dat fo real kine trus God an get da Good An Spesho Spirit in charge a him, an Philip, Prochorus, Nicanor, Timon, Parmenas, an Nicolas from Antiok, da one dat no was Jew but wen come jalike one Jew. 6 Dey bring dese guys by da twelve guys Jesus wen sen all ova. An da twelve guys tell God fo help dem an put dea hands on top dem fo give um dea kuleana.
7 Jesus guys go aroun an tell da peopo wat God tell. So had mo an mo peopo inside Jerusalem dat trus God an stay tight wit Jesus guys. An plenny pries guys trus da Good Stuff From God an do wat God tell um fo do.
Da Jerusalem Leada Guys Bus Stephen
8 Stephen, he one guy dat God do plenny good stuffs fo, an he get plenny powa from God. He do plenny awesome stuffs dat show wat kine guy him, an da peopo see dat he get powa. 9 Had some churches fo da Jew religion fo da peopo dat come dea from Cyrene, Alexandria, Cilicia, an West Asia. Some a da Jew churches fo da peopo dat befo time was slaves, but now dey not slaves no moa. Had guys from dose Jew churches start fo make argue wit Stephen. 10 But Stephen real akamai, an da Good An Spesho Spirit tell him wat fo tell. An da Jew guys neva have notting fo tell agains him, cuz a how Stephen talk.
11 So da Jew guys bring odda guys fo tell, “Eh! Us wen hear dis guy Stephen talk bad bout Moses an bout God!” 12 Dass how dey make da peopo, da older leadas, an da guys dat teach da Rules From God come all huhu wit Stephen. Dey grab him an bring him in front da main leada guys. 13 Den dey bring odda guys fo bulai bout him an tell, “Dis guy still yet no like pau talk bad bout da Temple dat stay spesho fo God, an bout da Rules From God. 14 We hear him tell dat da guy Jesus from Nazaret goin broke down da Temple an goin change all da stuff Moses tell us fo do!” 15 All da guys dat stay sit dea an da main leada guys look at Stephen real good, an dey see dat his face stay look jalike one angel guy face.