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1 “Eh, you! Da Fo Real Kine Guy! Take one sharp kine sword, an use um jalike da barber razor fo come bolohead an shave yoa beard. Make three pile hair. Use one scale fo make shua dey all weigh da same.
2 Afta you pau make jalike you goin take ova Jerusalem, take one pile hair an burn um in da middo part a da Jerusalem map. Den take anodda pile, put um all aroun da map an chop um up wit da sword. An throw da odda part up fo da wind blow um all ova. Az cuz I goin pull out my sword an go afta dem.
3 But take litto bit a da hair, an tie um up on da end a yoa clotheses.
4 Den take litto bit a da hair, an throw um on top da fire, an burn um up. Da fire goin go from dea to all da Israel ohana peopo.”
5 Dis wat Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: “Dis, Jerusalem. I wen put Jerusalem in da middo a da odda countries wea da peopos dat donno me stay.
6 But da Jerusalem peopo, dey go agains my rules an do mo bad kine stuff den da peopos dat donno me. Dey go agains wat I tell um dey gotta do, even mo den da odda countries nex to dem. Cuz dey tell laytas to my rules, an dey no ack da way dey suppose to ack, jalike how I tell um fo ack.
7 “Az why Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: Cuz you guys wen buckaloose from da rules mo den all da odda peopos close to you, az why you guys no live da way you suppose to live. You guys no even do wat da rules fo da odda peopos tell you fo do.
8 “Az why Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: Me, I da One dat stay agains you Jerusalem peopo! I goin punish you guys right dea wea you guys stay. An da odda peopos goin watch.
9 Cuz a all yoa pilau idol kine gods, I goin give you guys lickins! I neva do dat befo, an I no goin do um one mo time.
10 Az why, right wea you guys stay, da faddahs goin eat dea kids, an da kids goin eat dea faddahs. I goin punish you guys, an I goin scatta da peopo dat still stay alive fo dem go all ova da place.
11 “Az why Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: Cuz I stay alive, one ting fo shua—Me, I no goin do good kine stuff fo you guys no moa. Az cuz you guys wen make da place dat stay spesho fo me pilau wit all yoa idol kine gods dat I hate, an wit all da real pilau kine stuff you guys do! Wen I look you guys, I no goin pity you. I pau awready give you guys chance!
12 One third you guys goin mahke inside da town cuz dey goin come sick real bad kine, o dey no mo notting fo eat. One third you guys goin mahke from da sword fight outside da town. An one third you guys I goin scatta all ova da place. Den I goin pull out my sword an go afta dem.
13 “Den afta I pau punish dem, an afta I no need do dat kine stuff to dem no moa, den dey goin know dass me, Da One In Charge, dat stay do all dis. An dey goin know I wen tell all dis cuz I goin go all out fo help dem! No mo I goin come mad wit dem.
14 “I goin make you guys town come all bus up. So den da nations aroun you, wen dey walk by you guys, dey goin look you guys town an tell how pilau da town stay.
15 Da nations aroun you goin tell how pilau you guys town stay an make fun a you guys town. Dey goin see dat dey betta not make jalike you guys. An dey goin come sked cuz dey no like come jalike you guys afta I punish you guys. I stay huhu, I tell ‘Laytas’ to da stuff you guys do, an I give you guys scoldings. Me, Da One In Charge, I da one tell dis.
16 Wen I cut off you guys food, you goin suffa plenny, jalike I shoot you guys wit arrows fo wipe you out. I goin make um mo worse, an I goin jam you guys up so bumbye you no can get notting fo eat.
17 I goin cut off you guys food, an I goin sen da wild kine animals fo hurt you guys. Dass why yoa kids goin mahke. You guys goin get da real bad kine sick. Peopo goin stab you an you goin mahke. I goin sen army guys fo kill you guys wit swords. Me, Da One In Charge wen tell dis.”