1 Da Filisha guys tell dea army guys come togedda fo fight. Dey go Sokoh inside da Judah land, an make camp Efes Dammim side, wit Sokoh dis side an Azekah da odda side. 2 Saul an da Israel guys come togedda an make camp inside da Elah Valley. Dey make ready dea guys inside one line fo fight da Filisha guys. 3 Da Filisha guys stay on top one hill, an da Israel guys on top anodda hill, an get one stream in da middo.

4 Had one real strong guy name Goliat from Gat. He stay nine feet eight inch tall. An erytime he fight, he win. He come out from da Filisha camp, an stan wea da two armies can see um. 5 He wear one bronze helmet, an one body armor wit plenny small piece bronze metal, put togedda jalike fish scale, dat weigh one hundred twenny-five poun. 6 He get bronze kine leg armor, an one bronze sword hanging from down his back. 7 An he carry one spear too. Da wood part a da spear, big jalike one beam, an da iron poin weigh fifteen poun. Had anodda guy dat carry Goliat big shield an walk in front him.

8 Goliat stan ova dea, an yell to da Israel army guys, “How come all you guys come out hea an stan in line jalike you was goin fight? Me, I da Filisha man! You guys, you no can do notting! You ony do da work dat Saul give you, aah?! So den, go pick one a yoa guys an make him come ova hea by me! 9 If yoa guy fight me an kill me, den us guys goin come yoa slave. But if I win an kill yoa guy, den you guys goin come oua slave an work fo us guys.” 10 Den he tell, “Today, I goin make you Israel guys come shame! Give me one a da guys dat stay all line up ova dea yoa side fo me an him fight awready!” 11 Saul an all da Israel guys hear eryting da Filisha guy tell, an dey lose fight an stay real sked.

12 David, he Jesse boy. Jesse, from Efratah (dass da ol name fo Betlehem town inside Judah, you know). Jesse get eight boys. He real ol wen Saul stay king. 13 Jesse three boys dat da mos ol, Eliab, Abinadab, an Shammah, dey wen go wit Saul fo fight da Filisha guys. 14 David, he da mos young. Was ony da three older braddahs dat wen go wit Saul. 15 David work fo Saul litto bit, den he come back fo take kea his faddah sheeps Betlehem side litto bit. David, he go an come back plenny fo do all dat!

16 Fo forty days Goliat, da Filisha guy, go out early ery morning, an one mo time wen almos dark, an stan in front da Israel guys.

17 Had one time, Jesse tell his boy David, “Take dis bag a roas kine wheat, an dese ten roun breads, an go quick by yoa braddahs inside da army camp. 18 An take dese ten wheel cheese fo dea main leada guy. Check out yoa braddahs fo me an make shua eryting stay good wit dem, an bring back someting fo show me how dey stay. 19 Dey stay wit Saul an all da Israel guys inside da Elah Valley fo fight da Filisha guys.”

20 Early morning time, David wen leave his sheeps wit anodda guy fo take kea a dem. He load up his stuffs, an start fo go jalike his faddah Jesse wen tell um fo do. Wen he come jus outside da camp, da army guys stay go out to da place wea dey goin line up fo fight. Dey stay yell fo fight. 21 Da Israel guys an da Filisha guys stay make dea lines ready fo attack each odda. 22 David leave da stuff he bring wit da guy dat suppose to watch erybody stuffs, an he run by da place wea da army guys line up fo aks his braddahs if eryting stay good. 23 Wen he stay talk wit dem, right den an dea, Goliat, da Filisha guy from Gat, come out from da Filisha guys line to da middo. An he yell to da Israel guys wat he erytime tell. Dis time David hear um. 24 Wen da Israel guys see Goliat, dey come real sked an dey all pull back from him.

25 Da Israel guys stay tell, “You see! Erytime dis guy come out to da middo! He come up dis way fo talk big jus fo make us Israel guys come shame! But you know, oua king goin give plenny rich kine stuff to da guy dat kill Goliat. An he goin give da guy his daughtah fo marry. He even goin make um so da guy ohana no gotta pay tax no mo inside Israel.”

26 David aks some odda guys dat stan nea him da same ting, “Eh! Wat dey goin do fo da guy dat kill dis Filisha guy an hemo da shame fo da Israel peopo? Us guys, da army fo da God dat stay alive fo real kine! Who dis Filisha guy tink him?! He no mo God cut skin mark! He ony ack big fo try make us Israel guys come shame, aah?!”

27 Da army guys tell David one mo time wat dey tell um da firs time. Wen dey pau, dey tell, “Az how da king goin do fo da guy dat kill Goliat.”

28 Wen Eliab, David mos older braddah, hear him stay talking to da army guys, he come real piss off wit David. He tell, “How come you come down hea? You ony had litto bit sheeps fo watch. Who you wen leave um wit inside da boonies? You get one big head an you no do wat you suppose to do! Erytime you tink bad kine stuff. You come down hea ony fo see da fight!”

29 David tell, “Wat I wen do? I jus wen aks one question, you know!” 30 Den David turn fo talk wit anodda army guy, an aks da same ting, an dat guy tell him da same ting jalike da odda guys.

31 Somebody hear wat David tell, an go tell Saul. An Saul tell David fo come see him. 32 David tell Saul, “No good erybody lose fight cuz a dis Filisha guy. I work fo you, az why I goin fight um.”

33 Saul tell um, “You no can go fight dis Filisha guy! You ony one young kid, an he one real good army fighta, from da time he one boy.”

34 But David tell Saul, “I work fo you, but I take kea da sheeps fo my faddah too. Any time one lion o one bear come out an carry away one sheep from da oddas, 35 I go afta um, an wack um. Den I get da sheep outa dea mout. An wen da lion o bear go afta me, I grab um by da chin hair, wack um one mo time, an kill um. 36 Eh, Boss! I wen kill da lion an da bear too. Dis Filisha guy dat no mo da cut skin mark fo show he God guy, he goin be jalike da lion an da bear, cuz he talk big agains oua army dat fight fo da God dat stay alive fo real kine. 37 Da One In Charge, he da One wen get me outa da lion an da bear powa, an he goin get me outa dis Filisha guy powa too!”

So Saul tell David, “Go awready! Da One In Charge goin stay wit you.”

38 So den, Saul put his clotheses fo war on top David, an one bronze helmet on top his head. He make um wear da kine body armor dey make wit plenny small piece bronze metal, put togedda jalike fish scale. 39 David put da sword ova da body armor, an try fo walk aroun, cuz he neva wear um befo time.

He tell Saul, “I no can wear dese cuz I neva wear um befoa.” Az why he take um off.

40 Den David pick up his stick, go down to da stream, an he pick up five smooth stones from dea, put um inside his bag dat he use wen he take kea da sheeps. He get his sling inside his hand fo throw da stone. Den he go nea da Filisha guy.

41 Same time, Goliat da Filisha guy an da guy dat carry his shield stay come mo an mo nea David. 42 Goliat check out David. He see dat he ony one boy, healthy an good looking. Goliat figga, “Poho! Dis kid, wase my time!” 43 He amp up an tell David, “Wot?! You tink I ony one dog, o wat?! Az why you come afta me wit one stick, aah?!” Den Goliat tell his Filisha kine gods fo do all kine bad stuff to David. 44 Goliat tell David, “Go come mo close ova hea! Fo me give yoa mahke body to da birds an da wild animals fo dem eat um!”

45 David tell Goliat, da Filisha guy, “You! You stay come agains me wit one sword an wit one big spear fo poke an one small spear fo throw. But me, I come agains you cuz I know wat kine god Da One In Charge stay! He Da God Ova All Da Armies, da God dat da Israel army guys pray to. Him, da one you wen talk bad bout! 46 Today, Da One In Charge goin turn you ova to me. I goin bus you up, an cut off yoa head. I goin give da mahke bodies from all you Filisha army guys to da birds an da wild animals fo eat. Den da peopo all ova da world goin know dat us Israel guys get one God dass fo real kine! 47 All dese guys dat stay hea goin know dat Da One In Charge no need sword o spear fo get his peopo outa trouble. Cuz Da One In Charge da one goin win dis fight. He goin give us guys da powa fo win ova you guys!”

48 Right den an dea da Filisha guy start fo come even mo nea fo attack David. David move quick. He run fas to da Filisha army side fo fight Goliat. 49 David put his hand inside his bag an take out one stone. He put um inside da sling, spin um aroun fas, den let um go. An he wack Goliat in da middo a da forehead! Da stone go inside his head, an Goliat fall down an his face hit da groun.

50 ✡17:50: 2Sam 21:19Az how David was mo strong den Goliat da Filisha guy. David use ony one sling an one stone. He no use one sword, but still yet he wack da Filisha guy fo try kill um.

51 ✡17:51: 2Sam 21:19Den David run ova dea by Goliat body an stan dea. He grab Goliat sword from Goliat sword bag an kill him. Den he cut off Goliat head wit da sword.

Wen da Filisha guys see dat dea guy dat erytime win stay mahke, dey turn aroun an run away fas. 52 Den da Israel an Judah guys yell fo fight an start fo chase afta da Filisha guys all da way to Gat an to da Ekron town gates. Get mahke Filisha guys dat fall down all ova da Shaarayim road, till you come to Gat an Ekron. 53 Wen da Israel guys come back afta dey chase afta da Filisha guys, dey rip off all da stuffs from inside da Filisha camp. 54 (Laytas, David take Goliat head an bring um Jerusalem side. He take Goliat stuff dat he use fo fight an put um inside his tent.)

55 Befo dat, wen David stay go out fo fight da Filisha guy, Saul watch David, an aks General Abner, “Eh, Abner! Who dat boy faddah?”

Abner tell, “Eh, garans, I donno!”

56 Da king tell, “Go aks somebody. Find out who da faddah fo dis kid!”

57 Wen David come back from kill Goliat, Abner take um an bring um by Saul. An David still stay hold Goliat head.

58 Saul aks David, “My boy, who yoa faddah?”

David tell, “Jesse from Betlehem, he my faddah, an you da boss fo him.”