1 ✡28:1: Rules2 11:13-17Moses tell: “If you guys lissen fo real kine to oua God, Da One In Charge, an make shua you do eryting I stay tell you today fo do, den he goin make you guys come mo importan den all da odda peopos on top da earth. 2 All dis good kine stuff goin come by you guys, an stay wit you guys, if you lissen yoa God, Da One In Charge.

7 “Da One In Charge goin make you guys win ova da guys dat stay agains you guys, wen dey come fo attack you. Dey goin come fo you guys from one side, but dey goin run away to seven places wen you chase um.

8 “Yoa God Da One In Charge goin make good tings happen inside yoa store house, an fo eryting you guys do. He goin make good tings happen all ova da land he stay give you guys.

9 “Da One In Charge goin do jalike he wen make one strong promise fo do—he goin make you guys come da peopo dat stay spesho fo him, if you guys make shua you stick wit his rules an live da way he tell you fo live. 10 Den all da diffren peopos on top da earth goin see dat Da One In Charge own you guys, an dey goin stay sked a you guys. 11 Da One In Charge goin make eryting go good fo you guys, yoa kids, da bebes from yoa animals, an da food you grow from yoa groun. Dass wat he goin do inside da land he wen make one strong promise to yoa ancestas dat he goin give um to you guys.

12 “Da One In Charge goin open up da sky wea he keep plenny good stuffs, fo sen rain on top yoa land da right time, an fo make eryting you guys do go good. Plenny peopos goin borrow stuff from you, but you guys no goin need borrow from nobody. 13 Da One In Charge garans goin make you guys come mo betta den erybody. No mo nobody goin be mo betta den you. If you guys lissen wat yoa God, Da One In Charge, tell you fo do, jalike I stay tell you guys today fo do, make shua you do um. Den you guys erytime goin be da winna, not da looza. 14 No tell ‘Laytas’ to all dis stuff I stay tell you guys today fo do, an no even go litto bit on da right side o da lef side, an no follow odda gods an work fo dem.

15 “But all da kahuna goin go on top you guys, if you guys no lissen wat yoa God, dass Da One In Charge, tell, if you no make shua you stick wit all da stuff an da rules I tell you guys today fo do. If you no do um, den all dis kahuna goin come on top you guys an make you guys lose fight.

16 “God goin put kahuna on top you guys inside da towns an outside da towns.

17 “God goin put kahuna on top you guys wen you get food an make yoa bread.

18 “God goin put kahuna on top you guys wen you born kids, wen you harves da food you grow, an wen yoa cows an sheeps born bebes.

19 “God goin put kahuna on top you guys wen you come inside an wen you go outside.

20 “Da One In Charge goin bring bad kine stuff on top you guys cuz you get kahuna on top you. Az why you goin come all hamajang, an peopo goin tell you guys dat you wrong no matta wat you guys do. Az how you guys goin come wipe out real fas, if you guys do bad kine stuff an go way from Da One In Charge.

21 “Da One In Charge goin make you guys come real sick till he wipe out all you guys from da land wea you wen come to fo take um ova. 22 He goin give you guys one real bad kine sick. You guys goin get high fever an swell up. He goin make da land real hot, an no mo rain. He goin make da plants dry up from da sick an from mildew. Da sick goin stay till you guys mahke.

23 “Da sky ova yoa head goin come dry jalike bronze metal, da groun unda yoa feets goin come real hard jalike iron. 24 Da One In Charge goin make da rain come down dry jalike dus an jalike powda. Goin come down from da sky till you guys all come wipe out.

25 “Da One In Charge goin make da peopo dat stay agains you guys win ova you. You goin go fo attack dem from one place, but run away from dem to seven places. Peopo in all da diffren countries on top da earth goin come bum out wen dey tink bout you guys. 26 Wen you guys mahke, yoa mahke bodies goin come food fo all da birds inside da sky an da animals on top da earth, an no mo nobody goin chase um fo dem go way. 27 Da One In Charge goin give you guys boils jalike he wen do to da Egypt peopo. He goin give you bad kine lumps, bad kine sores, an da itch. An no mo nobody can make um come mo betta. 28 He goin make you guys come pupule. No ways you goin see, an you goin come all hamajang an no can tink. 29 Even noon time, you guys goin feel aroun fo go some place, jalike one guy dat no can see notting cuz fo him, eryting stay dark. Eryting goin go bad fo you guys. Fo shua, erytime peopo goin give you guys hard time, an steal yoa stuffs. No mo nobody goin help you guys.

30 “If you make one promise fo marry one wahine, anodda guy goin take her an rape her. If you go build one house, you no goin live inside um. If you plant one grape farm, you no goin start fo eat um an feel good bout um. 31 Da guys dat take ova yoa land goin kill yoa cows in front you, but you no goin eat da meat. Dey goin make you give up yoa donkeys, but dey no goin bring um back. Dey goin give yoa sheeps an goats to da peopo dat stay agains you guys, an no mo nobody goin bring um back fo you. 32 You goin see da guys dat stay agains you give yoa boys an yoa girls to anodda peopo fo come slaves, an you goin come tired ery day cuz you goin look fo dem come back, but you no can do notting. 33 One peopo dat you donno goin eat da food from yoa land dat you wen work hard fo grow. You guys no goin get notting fo keep, you ony goin get hard time erytime. 34 Wat you guys goin see goin make you guys come pupule. 35 Da One In Charge goin make yoa knees an legs get boils dat come real sore, an no mo nobody can make um come good. Dey goin go from unda yoa feets to da top a yoa head.

36 “Da One In Charge goin make you an da king you wen put ova you go by anodda nation dat you guys an yoa ancestas neva know befo time. Ova dea, you guys goin go down in front odda gods dat peopo make from wood an stone. 37 All da peopos ova dea wea Da One In Charge make you guys go, dey goin tink you guys horraz cuz a wat wen happen to you. Dey goin talk bout you guys fo make dea peopo tink plenny, an dey goin make fun a you guys.

38 “You guys goin take plenny seeds fo plant inside yoa field, but you ony goin harves litto bit food cuz da locust kine grasshoppas goin eat um up. 39 You guys goin plant grape farms an take kea um, but you no goin bring in da grapes o drink da wine cuz da worms goin eat um. 40 You guys goin get olive trees all ova yoa land, but you no goin use da olive oil cuz da olives goin fall down from da trees. 41 You guys goin get boys an girls, but you no goin keep dem fo stay wit you guys cuz odda peopo goin make dem prisonas an take dem away. 42 Plenny crickets goin take ova all yoa trees an eat da food from yoa land.

43 “Da peopo from anodda place dat live wit you guys goin come da bosses ova you guys mo an moa, an you guys goin come not importan mo an moa. 44 Dey goin let you guys borrow stuff from dem, but dey no need borrow stuff from you. Dey goin be jalike da head, an you guys goin be jalike da tail.

45 “All dis bad kine stuff goin come on top you guys cuz you get kahuna on top you. Goin be jalike da bad kine stuff chase you guys, an take ova you guys, till you guys come wipe out. Az cuz you guys no like lissen yoa God, Da One In Charge, an you no stick wit da rules an da stuff he tell you guys you gotta do. 46 Da horraz stuff dass goin come goin be one sign from God fo show you guys an yoa kids wat can happen bumbye. 47 All dat goin happen cuz you guys no stay real good inside wen you work fo yoa God, Da One In Charge, an even wen eryting was plenny good fo you guys. 48 So den you guys goin work fo da peopo dat stay agains you guys, not fo Da One In Charge. He goin sen dem agains you guys, an you goin get notting fo eat, an come thirsty, an no goin get clotheses notting. Jalike he goin put one iron yoke on top yoa neck, till he wipe out you guys.

49 “Da One In Charge goin bring one peopo agains you guys from one far place, from da mos far part a da earth. Dey goin come real quick, jalike one eagle dat dive down real fas fo grab one small animal. You no goin undastan dea language. 50 You guys goin come sked wen you see dem cuz dey look real skery. Dey no mo respeck fo da ol peopo, an dey no goin be nice to da young guys. 51 Dey goin eat all yoa bebe animals an da food dat you guys wen plant, till dey wipe out you guys. Dey no goin leave you guys wheat o barley, new wine, new olive oil, bebe cows, o bebe sheeps. Dey goin wipe you guys out till you no mo notting! 52 Dey goin put army guys all aroun da big towns inside yoa land, fo nobody go inside o come outside, till da tall strong walls aroun da towns fall down, da ones you guys wen trus fo help you. Dey goin put dea army guys aroun all da towns inside da land dat yoa God, Da One In Charge, stay give you guys.

53 “Cuz a dat, you even goin eat yoa kids—da meat from da bodies a yoa boys an girls dat yoa God, Da One In Charge, wen give you guys. Cuz da peopo dat stay agains you guys goin put dea army guys all aroun you guys, an you guys goin suffa plenny. 54 Even da mos easy an nice guy wit you guys dat get plenny aloha, he goin come greedy an no share food even wit his braddah o his wife dat he love, an his kids dat stay still yet. 55 He no goin give even one a dem da meat from his mahke kids fo eat, da one he stay eat. Az goin be all he get, cuz da peopo dat hate you guys goin make you guys suffa plenny, wen dey put army guys aroun all yoa big towns. 56 ✡28:56: 2Kings 6:28-29; Sad 4:10Tink bout da mos easy an nice wahine dat stay wit you guys. Her da one dat get plenny aloha, an she no even let da bottom a her feets touch da groun. Even dat one goin go agains her husban dat she love, o her boys an girls. 57 She goin eat even da stuff dat come out afta she born one bebe! She goin eat her bebe dat she born too! She goin eat um so nobody know. Az cuz da peopo dat stay agains you guys goin make you suffa plenny, wen dey put army guys all aroun yoa big towns.

58 “If you guys no make shua fo do eryting dat stay write down inside dis book, an if you no show respeck fo da good rep Da One In Charge get, 59 he goin sen one real bad kine sick fo punish you guys an yoa kids. You goin get one real long hard time, an one real bad kine sick dat goin stay long time. 60 He goin bring all da diffren kine sick dat he wen bring to da Egypt peopo on top you guys, da kine dat you guys stay sked um, an dey goin stick wit you guys. 61 Da One In Charge goin bring all kine sick an hard time too, da kine stuff dat dis book wit da rules no even tell bout, till you guys come wipe out. 62 You guys was real plenny peopo, jalike da stars inside da sky, but you guys goin come ony litto bit peopo, cuz you neva lissen yoa God, Da One In Charge. 63 Jalike Da One In Charge stay good inside befo time, wen he wen make eryting come good fo you guys, an make you guys come plenny peopo. But bumbye he goin come good inside wen he wipe you guys out. He goin take you guys outa da land dat you goin go inside now fo take um ova.

64 “Den Da One In Charge goin make you guys go all ova wea diffren peopos stay, from one side a da world to da odda side. Wen you go dea, you guys goin go down in front odda gods, da kine gods dey make from wood an stone. You guys an yoa ancestas neva know dat kine gods befo time. 65 Ova dea wit dose peopos you guys no can res. You no goin find one place fo res da bottom a yoa feets. Da One In Charge goin make you guys stay all bodda inside! Yoa eyes no goin see good cuz you wait long time, an you goin lose fight. 66 You guys erytime donno wat goin happen. You goin stay sked nite time an day time. You no goin know fo shua if you goin stay alive. 67 Morning time you guys goin tell, ‘I like nite time fo come!’ Nite time you guys goin tell, ‘I like morning time fo come!’ Cuz you guys stay real sked inside, an you goin see real bad kine stuff happen. 68 Da One In Charge goin sen you guys back Egypt side inside boats wit sail, no matta I wen tell you guys dat you no goin go dat way one mo time, eva. Ova dea you guys an wahines goin try fo make da peopo dat stay agains you guys buy you fo come dea slaves. But nobody goin like buy you guys.”