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No Make Like One Judge
(Luke 6:37-38, 41-42)
“If you no like God judge you guys, no judge da odda guys. Da way you guys judge da odda guys, dass how God goin judge you guys too. An da rules you guys use fo judge, he goin use da same rules fo judge you guys too.
“How come you try spock one small piece junk inside yoa braddah eye wen you know awready get one big two by four inside yoa eye. An how you goin tell yoa braddah, ‘Eh, try let me pull da small piece junk outa yoa eye,’ wen you get one big two by four inside yoa eye? You tell one ting an den you do anodda! Firs you gotta take da big two by four outa yoa eye. Den you can see good fo take da small piece junk outa yoa braddah eye.
“No give stuff dat stay spesho fo God to da guys dat goin talk bad bout um an goin wase um. Cuz dey jalike da dogs dat goin turn aroun fo attack you guys. An dey jalike da wild pigs—if you give um fancy kine jewelry dat worth plenny, dey ony goin walk all ova on top um. Den dey goin turn aroun an wase you guys.
Aks, Look, Knock
(Luke 11:9-13)
“Go aks God, an you goin get um. Go look, an you goin find um. Go knock, an God goin open da door fo you. All da guys dat go aks, goin get. All da guys dat go look fo someting, goin find um. All da guys dat go knock on top da door, God goin open da door fo dem. If yoa boy go aks you fo bread, you goin give um one rock, o wat? 10 If he go aks you fo one fish, you goin give um one snake, o wat? 11 Eh, no matta you guys no good, still yet you know how fo give good kine stuffs to yoa kids. Fo shua den, yoa Faddah in da sky goin give good kine stuffs to da peopo dat aks him fo do someting fo dem. 12  Az why, wateva you guys like peopo fo do to you guys bumbye, make lidat to dem, same ting, now. Dis eryting dat da Rules From God tell in da Bible, an eryting dat da guys dat talk fo God wen teach.
Da Skinny Gate
(Luke 13:24)
13 “Fo go inside God place, go inside thru da skinny gate. Get anodda gate dat stay wide an get plenny room. Dass da gate fo da road fo bring you to Hell, an get plenny guys goin go dat way. 14 But da real gate stay skinny an da real road mo smalla. Dass da one fo bring you to God dat goin make you live fo real kine, an ony litto bit guys goin pick dat road.
Da Fruit Tree
(Luke 6:43-44)
15 “Watch out fo da guys dat tell dey talk fo God an teach stuff dass not true. Dey ony bulaias. Dey come by you guys an ack all good kine, but fo real kine, inside dey like eat you up, jalike dey wild dogs dat try fo look jalike dey sheeps. 16 You goin know um by da kine stuff dey do. No can pick da grape o da fig from da kine tree wit thorns, aah? 17 Da good kine tree goin give good kine fruit, an da no good kine tree goin give junk kine fruit. 18 Da good kine tree no goin give junk kine fruit, an da no good kine tree no goin give good kine fruit. 19  All da trees dat no give good kine fruit, dey cut um down an throw um on top da fire. 20  From da kine stuff dey stay do, fo shua you goin know wat kine peopo dem.
I Donno You Guys
(Luke 13:25-27)
21 “Goin get peopo dat stay tell me, ‘Eh Boss! Boss!’ But not all a dem goin get God in da sky fo dea King. Ony da peopo dat do wat my Faddah in da sky like, dey goin get him fo dea King. 22 Wen dat time come, plenny peopo goin tell me, ‘Eh, Boss, we tell erybody we yoa guys dat talk fo you, an dat make da bad kine spirits no bodda peopo no moa, an wen we do stuffs fo show yoa powa.’ 23  I goin tell um strait, ‘Who you? I donno you guys. Beat it! You guys stay broke da Rules dat God wen make.’
Da Two House Builda Guys
(Luke 6:47-49)
24 “So you know, whoeva hear wat I tell um fo do, an go do um, he jalike one smart guy dat make one plan, den he build his house on top solid rock. 25 Da rain come, da riva flood, da wind come from all ova da place, an poun da house hard. But da house no fall down cuz he build um on top solid rock.
26 “All da guys dat hear wat I tell um fo do, an no do um, dey jalike one guy dat no tink, an he build his house on top sand. 27 Da rain come, da riva flood, an da wind come from all ova da place an poun da house hard. Az da house dat fall down an come wipe out!”
Jesus Teach Wit Plenny Powa
28  Wen Jesus pau teach, wat he teach da peopo blow dea mind 29 cuz he teach wit plenny powa. He not jalike da teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an no mo powa.
7:2 7:2: Mark 4:24 7:12 7:12: Luke 6:31 7:19 7:19: Matt 3:10; Luke 3:9 7:20 7:20: Matt 12:33 7:23 7:23: Songs 6:8 7:28 7:28: Mark 1:22; Luke 4:32