Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit God
Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit God
(1 Records 13:1-14; 15:25–16:3)
1 Da nex ting David do, he bring togedda all da Israel army guys dat he wen pick. Az thirty tousan guys, you know! 2 ✡ 6:2: Outa 25:22Him an all his guys go out to Baalah town Judah side, fo bring to Jerusalem da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit God. Dat Box stay fo make peopo no foget wat kine god Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies. He da One get his throne inside da middo a da two spesho angel watcha guy statues dat stay on top da Box.
3 ✡ 6:3: 1Sam 7:1-2Dey put da Box Fo God on top one new wagon, an carry um outside Abinadab house dat stay on top one hill. Uzzah an Ahio, Abinadab boys, stay show da cows dat pull da new wagon, wea fo go. 4 Dey carry da Box Fo God from inside Abinadab house on top da hill. Ahio stay walk in front um. 5 David an all da Israel ohana go all out fo dance an sing in front Da One In Charge, wit all kine music instruments dey make from cypress wood, like small twelve-string harp, bass harp, tammorines, rattles, an cymbals.
6 Dey come da place Nakon use wen dey split da junk kine stuffs from da wheat. Da cows dat pull da wagon trip an almos make da Box fall down. Uzzah quick put out his hand fo grab da Box Fo God so no fall down. 7 Den Da One In Charge come real huhu wit Uzzah cuz he touch da kapu Box. Az why Da One In Charge wack Uzzah. An Uzzah mahke right den an dea by da side a da Box.
8 Den David come huhu, cuz Da One In Charge wen show how mad he stay an kill Uzzah. Dass why David call dat place Perez-Uzzah, dass da name still yet get today.
9 Dat day, David stay sked a Da One In Charge. He tell, “How da Box Fo Da One In Charge eva goin come by me?! Fo shua no can!” 10 He no like move da Box Fo Da One In Charge his place, inside his big town Jerusalem. So he turn off da road one side, to Obed-Edom place, da Gat guy. 11 ✡ 6:11: 1Rec 26:4-5Da Box Fo Da One In Charge stay inside Obed-Edom house fo three month, an Da One In Charge wen make eryting go good fo Obed-Edom an his whole ohana.
12 Peopo tell King David, “Da One In Charge stay make eryting go good fo Obed-Edom an eryting he get cuz a da Box Fo God.” So David go ova dea fo bring da Box Fo God from Obed-Edom house up to David Town. Erybody stay dance an sing an stay good inside.
13 Da guys dat carry da Box Fo Da One In Charge, afta dey walk six step, dey stop, an David make one sacrifice wit one bull an one fat calf. 14 David, he go all out fo spin an dance real hard in front Da One In Charge. He wear one pries kine linen ves. 15 David an all da Israel ohana stay bring up da Box Fo Da One In Charge, an dey stay yell cuz dey stay good inside an dey stay blow da sheep horn trumpets.
16 So dass how da Box Fo Da One In Charge come inside David Town. But wen Saul girl Michal, (dass David wife), look down thru her window, she spock King David jumping, spinning, an dancing in front da Box Fo No Foget Da One In Charge. She start fo tink, “No good, dis David guy!”
17 Dey bring da Box Fo Da One In Charge, an put um wea suppose to stay, inside one tent dat David wen make fo um. An David make one sacrifice dea in front Da One In Charge, wit burn up kine sacrifices, an da kine sacrifices dat show dat eryting stay good wit Da One In Charge an da peopo. 18 Den David pau make da burn up kine sacrifices, an da kine sacrifices dat show dat eryting stay good wit Da One In Charge an da peopo. Da las ting David do, he use Da God Ova All Da Armies name, Da One In Charge, fo tell dat he like fo Da One In Charge make eryting go good fo all da peopo. 19 ✡ 6:19: 1Rec 16:43Den he give out one roun bread, an one date bread, an one block press kine raisin fo all da Israel guys an wahines dat stay dea. Den all da peopo go back home.
20 David go home fo tell his ohana he like God make eryting go good fo dem. But befo he come inside, Saul girl Michal (az David wife) go outside fo tell him howzit. She tell, “Bummahs! You da Israel king. But you lose face today cuz how you wen make! You let da slave wahines dat work fo yoa guys, see yoa body! Dass how da kine guys dat no worth notting stay do, you know!”
21 David tell Michal, “How come bodda you?! I do um in front Da One In Charge! He da One wen pick me, an throw out yoa faddah an ery odda guy from his ohana. He give me da job fo lead da peopo a Da One In Charge, da Israel peopo. Garans I goin play, I goin dance, an I goin sing lidat in front Da One In Charge, cuz I feel good inside! 22 Da way I see um, I can ack even mo shame den dat, an I no sked come mo shame still yet. But da slave girls you talk bout, dey still yet goin respeck me!”
23 An Michal, Saul girl, she no mo kids all da time she stay alive.